Nothing lasts forever, not even your troubles.

-The Builders Association

One thing wrong with the younger generation is that a lot of us don't belong to it anymore.

-Jesse Andrews

There are many questions that no man can answer and most of them are asked by 5-year-olds.

-The Wyoming Trucker

Advice is like medicine - you have to take it to see if it does any good.

- The Furrow

There are two ways of being rich. One is to have all you want, the other is to be satisfied with what you have.

- The Ohio Mason

One of life's greatest pleasures is doing what people say you can't do.

- The Ohio Mason

The less you say, the more people will listen.

- Richard C. Miller

Minds and parachutes have something in common - they only work when open.

- Donna Gephart

Cellmates

   Two new prisoners were put into a cell. One prisoner asked, "How long are you in for?"
   The second said, "A hundred and twenty years."
   The first prisoner said, "I'm serving a hundred and fifty. You take the bed nearer the door since you're getting out first."

We remind you to count your blessings and be thankful for all the good things in your life - especially if you and yours are enjoying good health!
 

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